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It gets lonely when you're in the military, especially when you're stuck overseas. That's when you have to rely on your buddies to help you out. After all, what's a little hand job between friends? Don't ask, don't tell - it may not be politically correct, but that's how we roll. If military men are what gets you off, then you're in the right place! Every week we'll be searching the net for the hottest new military pictures and videos to get you off. Atten-shun! Cocks in jerk position! And... Begin!

Hung Soldier Salutes Slightly To The Left

On September 02, 2008 in Bobby Garcia, Hot Bodies, Big Dick, Hung Soldiers, Jerking Off, Solo J/O, Cum, AWOL Marines

White guys aren’t necessarily known for having huge fucking cocks so when a non-assuming white guy drops his pants to reveal a monster cock it’s not only really impressive, but it gets us rock hard instantly.

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One of the latest soldiers to drop his pants on Bobby Garcia site could do some pretty good damage with the piece of meat dangling between his muscular legs. We dare bottoms to look at it without feeling a longing ache in their southern regions.

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This stud’s baby making tool leans slightly to the left and thick — it’s also covered with some pretty thick veins running along the length of the shaft. Not only does some lucky bastard get to sit on such a fine piece of dick, but the also get to feel all the extra sensation from his throbbing veins!

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We’re not too bitter though cause on top of seeing this dude blow an impressive amount of man-juice on Bobby’s bed, we also got to see the post clean-up shower at the end. You know his buddies check him out when they’re all in the shower together, how could you not? Of course, they would have good reason. Keep your eyes open for this particular soldier — we have a feeling horny ol’ Bobby is going to try to push him a little further next time.

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Straight Blond Soldier Jacks Off for Bobby Garcia

On August 26, 2008 in Bobby Garcia, Mushroom Head, Jerking Off, Cum, Solo J/O, AWOL Marines

Bobby Garcia loves to invite all types of guys into his home for a little action. This blond stud happened to be walking by when Bobby was making a run for more lube. Bobby asked the stud if he would like to show off his goods for the camera and — fortunately for us — the stud said yes. Don’t worry though, Bobby remembered he had an emergency bottle stashed safely away for such a pre-dick-ament and soon he was back in business!

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As you can see this soldier knows how to stand at attention as he jerks his meat to some hot straight porn that really got his fat mushroom head pumping! As the young soldier stroked his cock we noticed that he was thrusting his hips back and forth and squeezing his cock head to simulate fucking a tight hole. There’s nothing like watching a young stud pump and dump and this soldier does not disappoint!

The recruits are full of jizz; and Bobby’s full of horny compliments and lifelong wisdom!

On August 19, 2008 in Big Dick, Latino, Bobby Garcia

Many soldiers have entered the halls of Bobby Garcia throughout the years; most of them go straight from the front door to his bedroom, where they promptly lay down and beat off – but not before Bobby offers them a few of his always insightful, ever-horny comments.

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Like usual, Bobby couldn’t keep his mouth closed when a hot Latino recruit by the name of Marco landed naked on Bobby’s bed. Right away, Bobby is quick to notice when he poses the question to Marco, “Where you been hiding that big thing?” , followed by “Spread your legs further apart so we can see more cock

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Of course, Bobby wouldn’t let this hot, amply endowed hunk go without offering him a little advice. “You have a nice cock, and my job is to make you look good in front of the camera,” he says. But it’s his last little pearl of wisdom that will always stay with us – at least until his next jack-off show.  “If somebody compliment’s your fucking cock, just take it.” Truer words have never been sad, Bob!

Robby pitches a tent, gets blown by Bobby. and leaves a happy guy!

On August 15, 2008 in Bobby Garcia, Blow Job, AWOL Marines

There’s two different types of guys in this world: Guys who are horny, and guys who are really, really horny. Bobby Garcia’s latest military guest, Robby, definitely falls in the later category, and for good reason. The guy walked into Bobby’s sex den with a huge hard-on, all boned up and ready to stroke. No joke! Just take a look…

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Oh yeah, that huge bulge in his shorts - the one causing some major tenting action - is this young, handsome recruit’s cock, just waiting to be jerked off by Bobby. But as things start to heat up, Bobby goes in for a little deep throat action, and Robby totally didn’t flinch! In fact, judging from that cool, calm, pleasurable look on his face, he’s really enjoying all the crazy shit Bobby can do with his tongue. Yum!

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And what makes this little rendezvous even more entertaining is this kid’s dick. Fully erect and dripping with precum, it’s truly one fine piece that deserves to be put on display!

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On August 07, 2008 in Hot Bodies, Cum, AWOL Marines, Young Recruits

So there’s been tons of dick sucking and ass pounding over at Bobby Garcia’s place lately - and every delicious second of it’s been captured on Bobby’s home video recording system. But every now and then, all it takes is a cute marine, with a really good sense of humor, and a great body, to really get us to remember why our troops are just so great.

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The latest stud to hit Bobby’s bed is a guy by the name of Ryan. He’s tall, has dark hair, and has one of the best six packs we’ve ever seen - not to mention his dick is nice and sweet. The best part for Ryan was the posing; you could tell this gentle giant loved flexing his muscles for the camera. What a show off, right? Of course, he definitely had a lot to show - and a pair of sweaty, sagging balls that bounce all over the place as he tugs at that dick. picture-2.png

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